China reports 2,099 fires during holiday

A police officer investigating a vacant rental car parked near in a beach parking lot heard a gunshot moments after his arrival. At a nearby picnic bench, the officer found (what was left of) 60 year-old Jerry Wayne Steele. Steele had shot himself in the head and died as a result.It isnt clear if Steele and/or her companion called the police or if it was a neighbor who heard the shots, but police did arrive at the victims apartment shortly before midnight. They were unable to gain access to the residence and firefighters had to come and break down the door. Inside they found Grey, face down, with a fatal gunshot wound to the head.

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DPRK commemorates 5th anniv. of death of late leader Kim Jong II

MAINE TOWNSHIP, Ill. — Reports are that last week an 18-month-old girl in Illinois lost a fingertip to the family’s pet piranha.Mirror lake happens to be about 7′ deep with an additional 4′ layer of silt and sand below it. The lake swallowed his ass whole which gives proof that not all turds float. Authorities arrived at the scene within minutes and began searching for the man. Divers suited up as a crowd of onlookers gathered. Joyce Trace sat on a nearby bench cradling her elbow and holding an ice pack to her left temple. She was worried the attack would make her appear weak when, in truth, she is a feisty little lady who still enjoys dancing. Damn. Bow-Chicka-bow-wow.

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Russian Ambassador to Turkey killed in gunman attack in Ankara

When he got closer, he also saw a young boy covered in blood who was motionless and had his eyes open. He then noticed at least one other body in the back seat along with a box cutter.Next up was Natasha MacBryde. The 15-year-old committed suicide by laying in front of a passenger train after being bullied at the all-girl school she attended. Duffy set up a fake Facebook page called Tasha the Tank Engine that featured MacBryde’s face superimposed on to the front of the fictional train.

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All government-run EIA agencies become independent in China

Paul Hargette got into a dire situation after taking a big bite out of his steak and cheese quesadilla. The food became lodged in his throat and Hargette could not get it dislodged. His friends become aware that Hargette is choking to death and try to get help for him.He also said that Jacklyn wants to go outside and see her friends, but he is worried about how she will deal with people staring at her while she heals. She went to the store with her dad the other day and he says he explained to her that people arent laughing at her, but are just naturally curious.

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Singapore stocks end up 0.82 pct

Robert Anderson, 29, and Amanda Jo Anderson, 30, took two cars to drop their three children off with a babysitter so they could attend a funeral. Their 4 and 5-year-old were in one of the vehicles, and 3-year-old Kyrese Anderson was in the other.Police arrived at the home shortly after and performed a sweep inside. There, at the foot of the basement stairs, they found the dead body of 52-year-old Robert Edward Powell.

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